tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post862307836451819184..comments2023-05-21T08:58:07.760+01:00Comments on Not Textusa: The Annual Nottextusa Awards for Outstanding FuckwitteryUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-9104486946444313622016-01-05T03:47:49.049+00:002016-01-05T03:47:49.049+00:00Would you like me to portray it inside a closet?Would you like me to portray it inside a closet?Not Textusahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17268234937980889735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-28169608163063509212016-01-04T21:52:10.886+00:002016-01-04T21:52:10.886+00:00Anagrammed 'Verdi' is rived - to be torn a...Anagrammed 'Verdi' is rived - to be torn apart violently.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-57971236520833952582016-01-04T21:30:55.052+00:002016-01-04T21:30:55.052+00:00Many things come to mind as Cringeworthy however a...Many things come to mind as Cringeworthy however after careful pondering I'd like to nominate Tony Bennett's new avatar for this prestigious award. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-10353275468993707662016-01-04T14:01:05.595+00:002016-01-04T14:01:05.595+00:00*pours bleach inside head**pours bleach inside head*Not Textusahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17268234937980889735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-28014466732147220362016-01-04T09:36:21.762+00:002016-01-04T09:36:21.762+00:00An anagram of 'Mark Willis' : ask, will ri...An anagram of 'Mark Willis' : ask, will rim.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-53712186562343963432016-01-04T09:24:29.571+00:002016-01-04T09:24:29.571+00:00Oh, I'm sure he'll make the podium.....Oh, I'm sure he'll make the podium.....Not Textusahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17268234937980889735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-49505724738257401872016-01-04T08:22:18.128+00:002016-01-04T08:22:18.128+00:00The homophone of 'Hentie' : hentai.The homophone of 'Hentie' : hentai.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-64907974269898015132016-01-04T08:04:40.805+00:002016-01-04T08:04:40.805+00:00IRCC 'Sophiebubbles' recently called TB a ...IRCC 'Sophiebubbles' recently called TB a Great Theologian.<br />Gongworthy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-24417209373415157472016-01-03T20:32:39.018+00:002016-01-03T20:32:39.018+00:00These sex-changing socks ......who don't even ...These sex-changing socks ......who don't even have to correct minor spelling mistakes - all done by the Moderator who was incidentally correcting his own post just below... Brilliant service. Verdi would be hard put to name even one of his operas without the aid of Google. It all adds up imo. <br /><br />Some socks are a little too fast, such as the one who managed to read about 2000 word post in under two minutes and write a gushing comment as well. I've heard of speed-reading, but that's a record.tiggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01367411279294823071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-18212928325582257322016-01-03T13:40:58.671+00:002016-01-03T13:40:58.671+00:00Is that you again, Andrew?Is that you again, Andrew?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-35818019097797470572016-01-03T13:17:04.601+00:002016-01-03T13:17:04.601+00:00No way is he a she.
Not a TB sock either,IMO. Paid...No way is he a she.<br />Not a TB sock either,IMO. Paid cheerleader/poetaster. <br />Tony and Verdi do wear the same style of nightshirt IRL, though. 'Andrew' knows this. <br />One could use 'sock' as a hybrid between 's_ck' and 'c_ck' - more a remora than a murderous Bundy white tube?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-76365813539030284382016-01-02T19:34:43.323+00:002016-01-02T19:34:43.323+00:00verdi is a she.verdi is a she.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-48494701162470317802016-01-02T14:50:32.380+00:002016-01-02T14:50:32.380+00:00Best performance for supportuping sock: Verdi
B...Best performance for supportuping sock: Verdi <br /><br />Btw C did not disclose what op it was, certainly called it 'major surgery' don't mind if you don't publish but it is a fact and had no need of exaggerating it, morphine etc was mentioned. <br /><br /><br />Verdi desrves the award for his uncanny and prompt support when needed, such as the Cold Fund/Trust. tiggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01367411279294823071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-34900457157698178942016-01-01T23:12:59.425+00:002016-01-01T23:12:59.425+00:00The "More Tinfoil, Matron" award for Spe...The "More Tinfoil, Matron" award for Spectacular Conspiralunacy<br /><br />verdi/bluesy/porky/SB<br /><br />Not such a Bennett ass licker under her other, past guises. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-50511074101990495672016-01-01T22:00:51.620+00:002016-01-01T22:00:51.620+00:00That seems a bit mean - I seem to recall she said ...That seems a bit mean - I seem to recall she said she had a tooth out. No personal stuff please Not Textusahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17268234937980889735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-92110749366448378352016-01-01T20:34:43.866+00:002016-01-01T20:34:43.866+00:00I'd like to nominate the most feeble comeback ...I'd like to nominate the most feeble comeback award to Cristobell for returning to the fold a little to soon after her surgery. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-4023313754144139512015-12-30T20:10:47.423+00:002015-12-30T20:10:47.423+00:00Don't think the Tex has a real Xmas-break........Don't think the Tex has a real Xmas-break.....<br />See http://portimaolive.blogspot.pt/2015/12/transito-na-praia-da-rocha-condicionado.html<br />She has another gig in the Algarve...... Hope no other children get lost in the confusing set-up<br />;-)KChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00116097207665442839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-2178583920085516242015-12-23T16:00:58.947+00:002015-12-23T16:00:58.947+00:00A fine nomination. Likely to be a popular choice i...A fine nomination. Likely to be a popular choice in this categoryNot Textusahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17268234937980889735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-801098414250557159.post-29729253113677859792015-12-23T12:17:53.907+00:002015-12-23T12:17:53.907+00:00She's impressive, intimidating and inspiration...She's impressive, intimidating and inspirational,I give you my nomination for the biggest troll, Aquila.<br /><br />She can kill with a word<br />She can wound with a sentence<br />She can ruin your soul with her casual jibes<br />And she only defends what she chooses you see<br />She stomps like a child<br />Yes - she's a true troll to me<br /><br />She can drive you to drink<br />She can oppose or ignore you<br />She can ask you to retract<br />But she'll never forgive<br />She'll agree with your words as long as you're TB<br />Yeah, she duels on and on<br />And she's always a hussy to me<br /><br />Oh, she takes care of TB<br />She wins all the time<br />She's the best in the land<br />Oh, and she's never wrong<br />And she never concedes<br />She simply clatters along<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com