Wednesday, 30 May 2018

Call 999 and don't ask for the fire brigade

Morning readers,

Just a very quick note.

Please do not be alarmed at the smell of burning martyr drifting through from next door. Textusa, who suffers from IDS (Irony Deficiency Syndrome) has posted a sorrowful video, accompanied by tear-jerking music and bearing the immortal sentiment :

"Some people are truly great manipulators. They can lie, cheat, treat you badly and somehow manage to make it seem like it's all your fault" if you are deafened today by loud shrieking noises, it will just be the Irony detector klaxons going off as Textusa walks past, like Iron Man passing through airport security.

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