Wednesday, 4 November 2015
a glossary of terms
Ladies and gentlemen
We have needed this for ages
Fuck knows what Textusa is on about most of the time. To help newcomers, please leave any acronyms you encounter in the comments for this post, and they will be added to the glossary.
BRT - Big Round Table
A piece of furniture which, by circumventing several laws of physics, was capable of seating nine adults in relative comfort.
The last BRT is believe to have died out around the time of the Crusades; no pictures exist, and they are widely regarded as being mythical
A debilitating and intractable form of haemorrhoid, which only occurs in those with dual English and Portuguese nationality
Government Black Hats - people who for no reason on gods earth decided to cover up the death of a child.
Anything palpably true, with which Textusa disagrees
A bit like clutter - true things contributed by posters which forces Textusa into full reverse
A period many look forward to for relief from Textusa's witterings, only to be bitterly disappointed more often than not when she simply refuses to go.
Jenny Murat Stall Effect -
Oh seriously, I'll have to read it again, it was utterly bizarre
A way of getting up from a table which indicates that you are an evil instrument of the devil, hell bent on making a teeny tiny table look like a BRT.
Posted by Not Textusa at 15:07