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Saturday, 27 June 2015

Any requests?

I'm flicking through trying to decide which of Textusa's longwindathons to tackle next when it suddenly occurred to me that people may have one that they would like to see translated into a human language.

If so, leave me a message here and I'll have a butchers

10 comments:

  1. Yes, lets have some fun during the Tex-break...... ;-)
    Did you already cover "Friday, 6 September 2013 DNA is... DNA "?
    Tex and DNA...... I feel something coming.....

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  2. I have a feeling I might have covered that one, but I'll check back, and if not I'll do that one after the one I am working on now :)

    I might do another anyway, just for the hell of it. Thanks for the suggestion !

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  3. Mate, you're a legend. Keep up the debunking. It's the only way I could ever view a Textusa blog. A Textusa blog post is like in Monty Python where they used the world's funniest joke as a weapon. A Textusa blog post removes the will to live!

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    1. Cheers, thanks a lot!
      Yes, she is the verbal equivalent of germ warfare, literally throwing 'word bombs' at people which are so utterly indecipherable that they feel their will to live being drained from their bodies.

      I'm working on a couple of new sections at the moment - the guide to Textusa speak, with gems such as ''Murat-grapes'' and ''negligence pirouette'' explained, and a section featuring the most hilarious pronouncements to issue forth from her or her loon chorus. Favourites so far are Textusa telling some loon she didn't need to inform the BBC as she was sure they read the blog anyway, and an utter cretin who said the reconstruction should feature all the same tourists ordering all the same takeaway meals they did that night, and the staff must be forced to use the exact same containers, tongs etc
      Lunatics

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  4. Did you notice how TTW4 and Textusa posts are remarkably similar with the same obligatory lines drawn on maps? TTW4 disappeared as Textusa posts became more TTW4-like. Going back to the early days of Textusa you'll see that TTW4 and Textusa are in fact the same person and write the same drivel.

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    1. I have to disagree. They may have both graduated from the same institute of Fuckwittery, but I don't think they are the same person. TWAT4 is still knocking about somewhere, his main obsession these days seemingly seeing masonic symbols everywhere he goes and generally making a knob of himself. Some of his obsessions were even more barking than hers, but a personal highlight was when he wittered on about a ''photo of Maddie'' having been tampered with or something, complete with all kinds of crap about angles, only for someone to point out he was looking at a photo of Robert Murat's daughter.

      Ah - happy days!

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  5. Here's a request. Debunk this one: http://textusa.blogspot.com/2014/05/paedo-v-nepio.html

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  6. Jesus wept, I can see why you want that debunking, I had forgotten how bad it was.

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    1. Hahaha....well it needs expert attention and we need some more hilarity!

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