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Friday, 8 May 2015

Bollocks

From the pen of the deranged, comes the following:


Thursday, 7 May 2015

Elections 2015


We inform our readers that because of today's UK elections we will NOT be publishing tomorrow as we usually do on Fridays at 09.00 am.
What does the election have to do with it? 

We consider our next post “Definite Proof” to be of significant importance and so have decided to delay its publication to Saturday, May 9 at 11.00 am.
You consider EVERY post to be of significant importance but they never are. What's wrong - worried the press will be too busy? 

Thank you for understanding.
What understanding? 
 
Please be reminded that this is not a political blog so we will not be accepting any political comments.
Thank fuck for that 

We will take this opportunity to talk about the support shown to Mr Amaral these past few days. 


Textusa ordered two- one for each of her personalities
We have to congratulate the impressive solidarity shown by all those who have donated in support of Mr Amaral's legal expenses.
Fuck off. It's for him, not you. He thinks you are off your rocker.  
Words cannot express our gratitude to Leanne Baulch for her courage in organising this online fundraiser (where all the donated funds are transferred to the main Fund).
It's nowt to do with you. You have ridiculed all his conclusions 

In doing so we have proved two things, the first being that “to put the money where one’s mouth is” are not mere words when action is required and the second is that the words coming out of our different and diverse but collective mouths are indeed echoing and producing results.
We? Are you trying to claim the credit? 

We know the media is closely watching all comments made together with the donations.

The trial decision was a blow. But we took it and have come back fists flying.

The spontaneity and enthusiasm shown by all who contributed speaks for itself.

In one word, fantastic!
Stop trying to claim the credit for the actions of others 

(the page as it was today at 08:30 GMT)

To donate, please go to the Legal Defence for Goncalo Amaral page.

But, as today democracy is being (or should be) celebrated we will also provide in this space the same visibility to all those wishing to support our opposing side.

Here are Kate McCann's words of motivation to convince people to donate, so history won't lose them:
It should be pointed out that she is raising money for a third party, nothing to do with Madeleine. 

“Despite being relatively new to road-cycling (eek!), I’m really looking forward to this challenge. It’s been good making myself ‘be brave’ and get out there…..and on a positive note, the brakes are no longer on quite as fully during the downhills!

Blood, sweat and tears (with a few too many hours in the saddle) ……………but if it makes a difference - which with your support I know it will - it’ll be worth it.”

We are sure that all those who have suffered an unexplained loss of a close and loved family member will find in these words the solace they seek and feel the comfort they need to help them cope with the anguished turmoil their life has become suddenly.

Blood, sweat and tears on an eek of a bike saddle are indeed inspirational words capable of convincing any Scrooge to donate money even before the arrival of the Ghost of Christmas Past.

(the page as it was today at 08:30 GMT)

To donate, please go to Kate's 500 Mile Cycle Challenge page.

We can do without people trying to make irrelevant, cheap points. Shut the fuck up and quit with the self-important bullshit. 

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