As ever, Textusa's demented clientele are having a fit of the vapours and working themselves to a screaming, apostrophe-emblazoned frenzy about the modern equivalent of Junior Asprin.
Here's some examples
''I am speechless!!!!! ''
Oh, if only you were, madam, if only you were. But you're not. Instead, you are screeching incoherently, like a mortally offended owl deprived of it's last vole.
''CALPOL !!! Once again Calpol...''
Yes, Calpol. Are you about to break into song?
''Another "loving" mother, also on maternity leave (a 14 month old baby...how long does maternity leave last for in the UK?! all we get here in Portugal is 3 months!) and Calpol in the holiday luggage...''
Oh for fuck's sake
Let's make something clear
Any parents travelling to another country and not taking Calpol or an equivalent with them are completely stupid and irresponsible.
It's liquid paracetamol. Not Smack.
It can be used to treat pain and fever and is as essential an item for parents to carry as nappies. More so if travelling abroad - it avoids any confusion over the dosage and administration if the labelling is in one's own language.
I can't believe any of the people making these stupid comments can possibly be parents - this is very basic stuff.