''So tell me, Mr Tapas Waiter, you served the McCann party, didn't you?''
''Yes sir, I did''
''You are lying. They never ate there, they were too busy shagging each other!''
''Er no, senor, I served their meals...''
''You're lying - were you shagging them too? Why are you lying for them?''
''Senor, I think you have been in the sun too long. I'll get you some iced water. You go and have a seat over there at that big round table...''
'' * Oh Fuck* ''