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Saturday, 26 April 2014

Famous last words


Get these fucking nuns away from me.
Norman Douglas
 
Don't worry...it's not loaded...
Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.
 
 
Is someone hurt?
Robert F. Kennedy, to his wife directly after he was shot and seconds before he fell into a coma.
 
 
They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance.
General John Sedgwick, Union Commander in the U.S. Civil War, who was hit by sniper fire a few minutes after saying it
 
 We certainly don't want to be accused of intellectual dishonesty
Textusa Lunaticperson, shortly before refusing to acknowledge or correct her error and shooting the messenger
 
 
  

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