Well, what a treat.
Today, some complete arsehead posted the following
Anonymous5 Mar 2014 05:10:00
We'll try this very slowly for you.
They found a small stain on a blanket, which showed up under a UV light source.
They ran a test. It's a test for various bodily fluids. It is typically used to detect semen, but will also give a result in the presence of other fluids. It gave a ''weakly positive'' result.
They extracted the DNA from the stain.
They obtained a DNA profile.
The profile was a match for the 2 year old boy who had previously stayed in the flat.
As 2 year old boys do not produce semen, they went back and performed another test which is specific for saliva. The test was positive.
So, in summary, a 2 year old boy, on holiday with his parents, drooled on the blanket, leaving some of his DNA behind.
End of story
Comprendez? Excellent. Now fuck off.