1) There was no Big Round Table at the Tapas
2) Therefore the tapas group never ate there
3) Consequently, the disappearance of Madeleine McCann was a huge conspiracy between all the following : The McCanns, their friends and family, Mark Warner, the other OC guests -yes, all of them, every member of staff, local residents, local ex-pat residents, the entire Portuguese police force, two governments and the entire Catholic Church ..............
........the silly tart now appears to have changed her mind. Or maybe not. Who the fuck knows, she'll have changed it back again by the end of the page. She wants to know why no-one has gleefully pointed this out to her.
But it's been almost 4 months now and no one has told us “Hey Textusa, you (censored),Amaral has just rubbed in your face that there IS a BRT!!!”
No one, why? Not a BH, not a “WH” and not even WH, these being obviously more polite. Why?
Why? Well, that would be because no-one took a blind bit of notice in the first place, you dozy cow....